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San Francisco — week of Thursday, August 6, 2026

Two corrections from the launch edition, up top where they belong. Our Stern Grove item told you to enter a ticket lottery that had already closed in July — the real path is the day-before Community Box Offices, and the festival's finale is this coming weekend (radar, below). And our Move of the Week pointed at the Castro on a weekend the Castro had no show. The fix, applied to everything here: every plan names the day it actually runs, and where we couldn't verify something this week, we say so in the line itself. This week's headline is free and it's a Thursday: on Aug 13 the Mission's daytime market (3–7) hands off to the Valencia night market (5–10) three blocks north. Also in: a hill-wide garage sale Saturday, cat videos at the Roxie, and a one-hour performance at Fort Mason with forty chairs in the room.

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The Hillwide Saturday (Bernal, Aug 8)

her kind of night ✓ daytimeFree to browse · ~$30–60 for two with lunchMission & Castro

  1. 9:30 AM Hillwide Garage Sale — Bernal Heights, neighborhood-wide — Annual, second Saturday of August, which is Aug 8 this year. This is not one block: hours are set address by address, so the map on hillwide.com is the only schedule that exists. Carry small bills and assume cash. Showing our work — the site blocked our request this week, so the date rests on our Aug 5 check plus second-Saturday arithmetic
  2. 12:30 PM Lunch on Cortland Ave — Cortland is Bernal's commercial spine and where the sale map centers — 5 to 10 minutes on foot from most of the sale streets. We did not verify individual kitchens' Saturday hours this week, so pick from the sidewalk rather than from a plan
  3. 2:00 PM Walk up to the Bernal Hill summit — Free, no gate, no ticket, and a 10–15 minute uphill walk from Cortland. Sunset isn't until about 8 in mid-August, so a 2 PM climb is a view, not a golden-hour move — if you want the light, do this play in reverse and climb at 7

Why it lands: A garage sale is the rare date where browsing is the activity — you find out inside twenty minutes whether you two can be funny about a stranger's ceramic owl. And it's cheap to abandon: a flat morning costs you a morning, not a night and $180.

Weather backup: No forecast this week, so standing counsel only: Bernal holds sun on days the west side is fogged in, and the sale is outdoors either way. If it's actually wet, the tables thin out fast — swap to CatVideoFest's 1:35 PM show at the Roxie the same day (radar, below), about ten minutes north by car.

Golden hour to Fort Mason (Sun Aug 16)

her kind of night ✓ art-and-a-walkFree until the 8 PM ticket · ticket price wasn't listed in our sourceMarina & North Beach

  1. 6:30 PM Palace of Fine Arts — rotunda and lagoon — Free, outdoors, no ticket and no closing time to miss. Twenty minutes here is enough — this is the warm-up, not the event
  2. 7:15 PM Walk east past Marina Green to Fort Mason — Just over a mile, about 25 minutes, flat and paved the whole way. Sunset lands around 8 PM in mid-August — we checked the clock against the walk, which is why the light is on the walk and not on the show
  3. 8:00 PM Ice. Car. Rage. — the closing performance of Jess Curtis's 'Please. Stay. Touch.' — Sun Aug 16, 8–9 PM, Fort Mason Center's Landmark Building D, 2 Marina Blvd. Forty chairs in the room plus standing tickets — that's the entire house, so buy before you go. Our Aug 5 pass never surfaced a price; check the listing. If it's gone, steps 1 and 2 are still a good evening
  4. 9:15 PM Dinner after, if you're hungry: Equal Parts, 478 Green St, North Beach — About 10 minutes by car from Fort Mason, in the old Spaghetti Factory building; it opened in December 2025. It's a Sunday and we did not verify Sunday hours — call before you point the car at it

Why it lands: The show is one hour with a hard stop at 9, which is the right length for something neither of you has done before. And the mile of waterfront in front of it means you've been talking for 25 minutes before anyone has to have an opinion about contemporary dance.

Weather backup: Everything before 8 PM is outdoors, and we couldn't verify a forecast — so, standing counsel: the Marina's wind comes up the minute the sun drops and Fort Mason sits on the water. Layers, and start the walk nearer 7 than 7:30 if you'd rather be inside early. The show itself is indoors, so bad weather shortens the plan instead of killing it.

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