The Move of the Week
Saturday the 19th uptown: a street fair at ten, a parade at noon, Oktoberfest at one, a curtain at seven
Four things inside twenty blocks of each other, free until the evening, and one ticket at the end if you want the day to have a finish line
Cost: The street fair, the craft market and the parade are all free; the only daytime spend is what you eat. Oktoberfest does not publish an admission price and we are not guessing at one. The 7 PM show is from $45 a seat.
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Manhattan
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Saturday Sept 19, 10:00 AM
Third Avenue at East 66th Street, where the fair starts — Free, no ticket. The Manhattan Chamber of Commerce's 3rd Avenue Community Benefit Festival closes Third Avenue from East 66th to East 86th, 10 AM to 6 PM — twenty blocks, roughly a mile. Full disclosure: this exact fair was last week's entire headline. It is the same twenty blocks and we are not going to pretend it is new. What is new is that it is now one hour of a day rather than the whole day, because three other things happen within a twelve-minute walk of it. Start at 66th and walk north; you will be heading that direction all day anyway. Four sources carried the same date and hours when we checked — the Chamber's page, the City's events listing, Community Board 8's street-fair calendar and Patch. The Chamber's own event page has since gone dead, so the link here is the City's listing.
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11:00 AM
Makers Manifest, Third Avenue between 78th and 79th — Free, 10 AM to 6 PM, one block of craft vendors sitting inside the fair's own run at 78th and 79th. This is why you started at 66th: twelve blocks north of your start is about an hour of street-fair walking, which puts you here at eleven with no rushing. The hours were loose last week and are pinned now — the Eventbrite listing states 10 to 6 in the listing title itself, and the Craft Map listing agrees. We checked both rather than carry the vaguer version forward.
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11:40 AM
Cut four avenues west to Fifth Avenue, anywhere between 68th and 86th — Free, and it is a twelve-minute walk: Lexington, Park, Madison, Fifth. The German-American Steuben Parade steps off at noon and runs up Fifth from 68th to 86th for roughly three hours. Twenty minutes of lead time is enough here — this is a parade, not a ticketed seat, and the crowd spreads over eighteen blocks. Anywhere in the low 70s puts you near the park entrance you want next. Five sources carry the noon step-off and the 68th-to-86th route, including the parade's own site and the FDNY Steuben association; none of them disagreed, which is rarer than it should be.
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1:00 PM
Into the park for Central Park Oktoberfest at Rumsey Playfield — Gates open at 1 PM at Rumsey Playfield — the SummerStage site, mid-park, in from Fifth Avenue around 72nd Street, so five minutes' walk from where you watched the parade. Here is the gap, stated plainly: neither the organizer's Oktoberfest page nor any of the five listings we read printed an admission price or a closing time. We are not inventing either. Check germanparadenyc.org on Saturday morning before you build the afternoon around it, and carry cash on the assumption there is a gate.
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6:10 PM
Out of the park at Fifth and 85th, east on 86th, north to 92nd — About twenty-five minutes on foot: ten minutes out of the park to Fifth and 85th, then three avenue blocks east on 86th to Lexington and six blocks north. On the light — sunset is just before seven. We printed 6:56 PM for Sept 18 last week; the real figure for the 19th is 6:57, so this walk is in the last of the daylight and the return trip afterwards is not. If twenty-five minutes of walking after six hours of standing sounds wrong, the crosstown bus runs on 86th and the 4/5/6 stops at 86th and Lexington.
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7:00 PM
"The Essence of Us: A Cuban Story" at Kaufmann Concert Hall, 1395 Lexington at 92nd — From $45, booked at 92ny.org, which is the venue's own box office rather than a reseller. This opens 92NY's Harkness dance season: Nel Shelby's documentary on Havana's Malpaso Dance Company, followed by a live Ballet Hispánico performance in the same room. It is one night — the season opener does not repeat — and it is the only step of the day that requires you to decide in advance. Book before Saturday; a seat you have already paid for is also the thing that gets two tired people out of Central Park at ten past six.
Weather backup: Three of the four daytime pieces are outdoors with no published rain policy, which is the honest weak point of the day — check the Chamber's page and germanparadenyc.org on Saturday morning. The 7 PM show is indoors and unaffected by weather. If you miss the performance itself, 92NY opens a 72-hour on-demand stream at noon on Sunday the 20th, which is a different kind of evening but the same program. And if the whole Saturday washes out, Sunday has the car-free Montague Street market in Brooklyn Heights, noon to six — it is the second play below.
Tonight in Chelsea: a free opening on West 25th, 6 to 8
A gallery reception you can walk out of at any minute without it being rude, bracketed by a strawberry counter and a rooftop that stays open until midnight
Cost: The gallery is free. Chelsea Market is whatever you buy; the rooftop is whatever you drink.
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Manhattan
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Tonight, Thursday Sept 17, 5:15 PM
Oishii's counter on the Main Concourse at Chelsea Market — The day matters here: the shop runs Thursday through Sunday, 11 AM to 7 PM, through Nov 1 — so tonight qualifies and Monday would not. It is the vertical-farm outfit's first-ever retail shop, with a pastry collaboration and a strawberry yuzu lemonade. We still have not printed a price, for the second edition running: none of the sources we have read names one, and a guessed number at a berry counter is exactly the kind of small wrong fact that costs a reader's trust. Fifteen minutes here, not an hour.
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6:15 PM
The opening reception for "The Garden of Invisible Birds" at Gallery Henoch, 555 West 25th Street — Free, 6 to 8 PM, and about nine blocks north of the market — fifteen minutes on foot up Tenth Avenue. New paintings by Igor & Marina; the show itself stays up through Oct 10, Tuesday to Saturday, 10:30 AM to 6 PM, so tonight is the party rather than the only chance. The case for the reception over a quiet weekday visit is narrow and real: there are other people in the room, which means neither of you has to be the one generating conversation for ninety straight minutes.
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8:15 PM
Hudson VU, the rooftop at Ink48 on West 48th Street — Open daily, 3 PM to midnight, so there is no closing-time math to do — this is the one step of the night with no deadline attached. It is twenty-three blocks north of the gallery, about thirty minutes on foot or the Eighth Avenue C or E up to 50th Street. The view faces west over the Hudson, and we will be straight with you about what that is worth at 8:15: sunset is 7:01 tonight and you will be in the gallery for it. Come for the room and the hours, not the light.
Weather backup: If you cannot make tonight, the show hangs through Oct 10 — Tuesday to Saturday, 10:30 to 6, closed Sunday and Monday, so a Saturday afternoon is the natural substitute and it is free either way. Hudson VU is open daily to midnight regardless, which makes the back half of this a standalone plan. The one thing that does not wait is Oishii's Thursday-to-Sunday window.
Sunday: Montague Street has no cars on it, noon to six
A commercial street handed back to pedestrians for six hours, with a harbor view at the end of it and a hard 6 o'clock deadline
Cost: Free to walk into. Whatever you buy from a vendor is the only spend.
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Brooklyn
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Sunday Sept 20, 12:00 PM
Montague Street closes to cars and the FAD Market vendors set up — Free, noon to 6 PM, Sunday only — that is the day restriction and it is the whole point. This is week two of a seven-Sunday run from Sept 13 to Oct 25, each Sunday with a different headliner, and this week's is the FAD Market vendor lineup. We ran the opening Sunday as a radar line two weeks ago and flagged that it was a back-to-school event aimed at kids; this one is not that. Two sources carry the date and the noon-to-six hours, the market's own page and a New York Family listing, and we checked both.
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2:00 PM
Walk the car-free stretch west, all the way to the Promenade at the end of it — Ten minutes at market pace, free, no ticket. Montague Street runs west until it stops at the Brooklyn Heights Promenade, which is the reason this particular street is worth closing: the last block is a harbor view rather than another storefront. Do this in the middle of the afternoon rather than at the end — sunset is 6:56 PM on the 20th, an hour after the market has packed up, so there is no golden-hour version of this plan and we are not going to invent one.
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4:00 PM
Back east into the stalls for the last two hours — Two hours left, still free, and the deadline is genuine: at 6 PM the vendors pack and the cars come back. Buying something small at 5:45 because the street is about to stop existing is a better shared decision than a long deliberation at 12:30 — the constraint does the work. Five more Sundays follow this one through Oct 25, so if you like it, it is repeatable; the specific FAD Market lineup is not.
Weather backup: There is no published rain policy for the series, so check fadmarket.co on Sunday morning. If it is off, the same Sunday afternoon in Brooklyn has St. Ann's Warehouse's buffalo puppets out in Dumbo — that is in the radar below, and it is there rather than here because no source we found publishes a start time for it. Five Sundays remain in the Open Streets run after this one, through Oct 25.
Saturday the 26th: the CBGB Festival in Greenpoint, from about $179
A one-off legacy-punk bill in a park under an expressway, and the most expensive thing we have printed in New York
Cost: General admission from about $179 a head before fees — roughly $360 for two, and probably more once AXS is finished with you. This is the splurge pick and we are labeling it as one.
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Brooklyn
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Before Saturday — buy the tickets now, not on the day
General admission on AXS, the festival's own ticketing surface — From about $179 for general admission, before fees. AXS is the ticket seller the festival itself points to — not a resale site — and that matters at this price. This is a one-day, one-off event on Sept 26 with no second date, so there is no wait-and-see version of the decision. We cross-checked the date, the venue and the price floor across AXS, Bandsintown, JamBase and the festival's own cbgbfest.com before printing any of it; seven listings in total agreed, which is why we are comfortable putting a $179 number in front of you.
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Saturday Sept 26, 2:00 PM
Gates at Under the K Bridge Park, Gardner Avenue and Thomas Street, Greenpoint — 2 PM start, one day, outdoors under the Kosciuszko Bridge. The bill is the reason for the number: Morrissey, Patti Smith, Interpol, Bikini Kill and Sleater-Kinney among others. A 2 PM door on a festival site means this is an afternoon-into-evening commitment rather than an evening out — eat before you go in if you want a say in what — the festival's own site promises local food and drink vendors but names none.
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Getting in, before 2 PM
Two entrances, and the park is bigger than it looks — The site takes 15,000 to 20,000 people for concerts, which is stadium arithmetic for this corner of Greenpoint. There are two ways in — Gardner Avenue at Thomas Street, and Van Dam Street at Meeker Avenue — and knowing the second one exists is the difference between twenty minutes in a queue and five. This is far-east Greenpoint on the Newtown Creek side, not the Franklin Street end, so work out the trip home before you buy rather than at eleven o'clock at night.
Weather backup: There is no second date and no rain date published. If the price is the problem rather than the date, Sept 26 also holds the Park Slope Super Stoop, 11 AM to 4 PM and free, and the Village Trip's Judson Memorial Church concert at 8 PM — both in the radar below, both in Brooklyn or the Village rather than Greenpoint.